Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Wheee, writing!

So, I'm working on... some sort of thing.  Long story short, it's a horror story. This is a work in progress.  I'll be updating it whenever I'm done whatever part I've been working on.
 

Current Title: The Apollo
He stumbled through the kitchen, blood dripping from the jagged cut across his forehead.  Brief snatches of whispers flickered in and out of hearing, none of them persistent enough to make sense of.  His vision blurred, he stumbled sharply into a table, knocking himself to the ground.  He clutched the knife to his chest, panting heavily.  Suddenly, he heard a whimper from the corner of the room.  Tensing up, his breath quickened slightly.  Carefully, he shuffled towards the source of the noise.  He turned around the corner into the living room.
He was greeted by a sharp gasp.  “Oh god please don’t hurt me!”  The voice was familiar, somehow, but it came out in a garbled rush.
Then, it struck.

The plans for the week had been fairly intricate.  Most of the planning had been done by James and Charles.  The group would meet up at Sasha’s house, then proceed to James’ place, where they would stay for the weekend.  Hopefully, due to the relative remoteness his house, as well as a temporary absence of parents, they would remain undisturbed.
“Come on, Elsie, we’ll be late!”  Charles shoved his sister in the direction of the hall closet.  “It’s bad enough that I have to take you with me!  The least you could do is hurry up.”
Elsie stuck her tongue out, but put her coat on without further dissent.  “You know, you could probably leave me here.  Mom and dad would never find out!”
Charles shook his head.  “As irresponsible as taking you to this party is, it’s not as bad as leaving you with nobody here if something happens.”
“You don’t trust me to take care of myself?”  His sister pouted.
“If I were just at James’ place for the night, I wouldn’t have a problem.  But I’m there for the whole weekend, and there’s probably going to be alcohol involved.”  He shrugged.  “So, it’s probably best if you come.”
Elsie raised an eyebrow.  “There’s alcohol involved, so I should come?”
“Something like that.”  Charles jangled his keys.  “Come on, let’s go get James.”

James sat in an armchair, staring pointedly at the fireplace.  His parents had left several hours ago, and now he had nothing to do.  At least until Charles got there.  

Sasha glanced at the clock.  “Jesus.  What’s taking them so long?”
William shrugged.  “Charles said he might get stuck with Elsie for the weekend.”
“Ah.  That’d do it.”  Sasha rolled her eyes.  “And now we’re actually going to have to be somewhat responsible.  Such an inconvenience.”
“So, why are we all meeting up here if we’re going to James’ place?”
“We have to pick up Alessandra and go for pizza first.”
William nodded.  “Ah.  Who is paying for this?”
“James.”  She paused.  “I think Alessandra is getting some beer.”
William grinned.  “This is going to be a good weekend.”

It was a good hour before the group arrived to pick up Alessandra.  She was sitting on the stoop of her house, shivering a bit.  As the car (an elderly Buick Apollo that had once belonged to Charles’ father) pulled up to the curb, she stood up.
James rolled down the window.  “You ready to go?”
Alessandra nodded.  “Totes.”
“Did… did you seriously just say ‘totes?’”  An irritated look flitted briefly across his face.
“Yep!” She sauntered over to the car and planted a kiss on James’ forehead.  “I brought beer, so I guess you’ll have to put up with me!”
James sighed, heaving his shoulders in an over-exaggerated fashion.  “Well, I guess you’d better get in the car, then.”
Sasha spoke up from the back seat.  “Short one goes in the middle.”
Alessandra rolled her eyes.  “Fiiine.”
William opened the door.  “So, short one, you gonna join us?”
“Yep.”  Alessandra shuffled awkwardly past William’s legs.
“Nice skirt.”
Alessandra punched William on the shoulder.  “It’s one you’re not going to get into.”
Charles laughed, and stepped on the gas.

Another hour passed before the battered, dark blue Apollo pulled up in front of James’ house.  A light dusting of snow covered the ground, undisturbed except for the fresh tire tracks from the car.  The back doors opened, William and Sasha spilling out clumsily.  Sasha immediately went for the trunk, removing the case of beer that Alessandra had brought.  “William, get the pizza.”
William helped Alessandra out of the back seat.  “Patience.  I’ll be there in a minute.”
Charles surveyed the landscape.  “Well, looks like Elsie didn’t burn the house down.  I’d say we’re off to a good start.”
James grinned.  “Hopefully she’s not gotten too bored.  That never ends well.”  He sauntered to the front door and rang the doorbell.
Sasha raised an eyebrow.  “You don’t seem too bothered that she’s here.”
“Eh.  There’s worst twelve-year-olds to keep an eye on.”
Alessandra shivered.  “James, don’t you have a key to the door?”
“Yeah, just waiting for you guys.”
“Then... why did you ring the doorbell.”
James shrugged.  “To let Elsie know we’re here.”

It was two in the afternoon.


 [Updated 13/06/2012 23:47 EST]

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

The worst. Poem. Ever.

A bit of backstory before I get to the poem itself.

In my English class, we are currently studying Hamlet.  Now, I've done Hamlet before, and I love the play.  My teacher is also pretty awesome, although sometimes assignments can be a bit... weird.

Like this one!

Basically, we had to get into groups, and pick one of three lines from Hamlet.  You'll see which one we went with in a second ('You' meaning all, like, one of you who actually reads this), and I can't remember one of the others...

The line we initially picked was "Frailty, thy name is woman"

Now, I have never considered myself any good at writing poetry.  Or songs, for that matter.  I mean, ask me to write music and I'm all over it.  Ask me to write a short story about some subject or another and I'll procrastinate and get around to it eventually.

Ask me to write a poem and I'll laugh slightly harder than if you asked me to draw something.  Or go to sleep.  I'm pretty terrible at those things, too.

Wait.  Hang on.  Forgot where I was going with this.  Give me a moment.  Oh!  Right!  Terrible poetry!

So, yeah, original line.  I initially refused to have anything to with writing the poem, but one of my partners started taking a rather distressingly misogynistic bent for a supposedly comedic poem.

Which is where I stepped in.

Fuelled by massive sleep deprivation and quite possibly that all-night Whose Line is it Anyways marathon I pulled (American version.  Because Colin Freakin' Mochrie and Ryan Stiles!  Also because I don't have the British one on my laptop.), I proceeded to write and revise several absurdly silly sentences based off of taking things literally.

After being told by Teach that we had to, y'know, make the poem about Hamlet, I proceeded to throw in a couple of half-assed metaphors and, well, the second-to-last line.

Now, I should warn you.

What you are about to read (provided you made it through my ramblings) has been described as epic.  Shakespearean.  Cyclopean (Because adjectives that only Lovecraft used need more love, dammit!).  All in a sarcastic fashion.

Brace yourselves, kiddies.  This is going to hurt.

                "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark
                The power went out, or the fridge was unplugged
                The onions have gone off
                The cheese has gone soft
                And the milk has turned into yoghurt
                The bacon and ham have turned on each other
                A familial coup
                A filial soup
                The state is uneasy because the Royals are queasy
                And a delicate miasma is brewing"

And there you have it.  Proof that I have no dignity.

Dignity is overrated, anyways.

Pfff.  Dignity.  Who needs it.